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American Dad

Stan Smith: [picks up the phone] This is Stan Smith.

Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I’m afraid there’s a problem with your son.

Stanley Smith: Oh, God, he’s gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I’ve been ready for this for years. [takes out a vial and starts chugging down pills]

Principal Lewis: Uhh, no. It’s just that he’s gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office.

Stan Smith: I see. [foam starts coming out of his mouth] Henry, antidote.

Stan Smith: Francine, you be careful when out there today; we’re at terror alert orange! Which means something could go down somewhere in some way at some point in time, SO LOOK SHARP!

Hayley Smith: Burberry Outlet You know, Dad, it’s great that you and your CIA buddies have made up some fun little way to keep the masses paralyzed in fear.

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Hayley Smith: [staring at Stan in shock with the rest of the family] It’s just toast, Dad. This one will be mine. [claims the shot up toast]

Girl: Hey, I love your dog.

Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer?

Girl: Okay.

Guy: And then we can play with this dog. finger thing because that’s a giant load of crap!

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Stan Smith: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve.

Steve Smith: Hilary, could you pass the salt?

Stan Smith: [holding gun to her head] Pass him the salt.

Stan Smith: Hilary, look out for the mines! [off screen explosion] What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say?

Steve Smith: You said, “Look out for the mines.”

Stan Smith: I said, “Look out for the mines.”

Stan Smith: Rigging elections is my bread and butter, Roger. You know how many votes George Bush actually got in the first election? Seven.

Principal Lewis: Smith! What’s the meaning of this?!

Steve Smith: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuette 39 F, quote, “The Student Body President can acquisition any room on school premises for the purpose of conducting school business.”